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10. Get tours of experimental labs (gigabit networks, advanced materials, and genetic engineering) with equipment that has not been approved by Ralph Nader.
9. Work on current project to get James Earl Jones to say "STWing!" and "Chicken Pot Pie" in the same sentence.
8. Do your own electrical experiments to solve fundamental questions of the universe: Does your curling iron have enough amperage to jump start a Buick?
7. Every night we try to take over the world (using genetically engineered lab mice and experimental equipment - see #10).
6. We watch Star Trek: Voyager every week even though we've already figured out a way for them to get home.
5. Learn about research in molecular structures and make the world a better place to live: What would happen if you put Barney The Purple Dinosaur in a particle accelerator? (Our hypothesis is that he'll come out looking like Pablo Picasso's Guernica.)
4. Have dinner with important people like deans, high-tech researchers, and famous professors, and find out what their threshold for pain is using psychological theory and the pasta bar.
3. Prompt bedtime set at sunrise (biology sleep deprivation type stuff).
2. Learn about gravity the STWing way: Put Slinkys on escalators. (Eat your heart out Newton!)
1. One word: we like math.

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