Ten Reasons why Sir Kenneth Mackenzie Clark can kick Sister Wendy Beckett's Ass

• Sir Ken can speak without a lisp.

• Sir Ken is a Knight.

• Sir Ken gets to have shows that last for longer than ten minutes.

• Even Sir Ken has a more exciting wardrobe.

• Who has a better series title: Civilisation or the ultra lame-o Sister Wendy's Odyssey?

• REM made a song about Sir Ken .

• Sir Ken has a homepage and a Fan Club. ( I know, I know, but a little shameless self-promotion never hurt anyone.)

• Sir Ken has better teeth. Okay, so maybe they're discolored, but at least they don't stick out.

• Sir Ken is Dead, White, European, and Male. Sister Wendy isn't even dead yet.

• At least Sir Ken isn't sworn to a life of chastity.

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