Brian's 3-Second Poetry





News:
This guy e-mailed me to tell me how much this poetry sucked
and did it in his own 3-second poem. Not sure if it's a
compliment or not. You decide.

I've received another random 3-second poem, and that settles
it. I'm creating a submissions page. E-mail me your
scribblings, and I'll see to it that they take their rightful
place.

But my poem sucks!
I'll be the judge of that.



Chunky chunky monkey
playing the blues.
Wocka wocka wocka
blue suede shoes.
Gimme gimme gimme
gotta get some.
Shoop do wa doop
Monkeys sure are fun.


_brian



Find a funky bunny
Bouncing berries on its
Still, silent stream of
Cool cookie kisses.


_bonkers



Bunny bunny bunny
You're so
Funny funny funny
Keep on
Running Running Running
You
Bunny Bunny Bunny.

Bunny!
Yummy.


_brian



Chirpdy dirpdy
Little chirpy birdy.
Don't talk to wordy,
chirpy birdy.
Or we'll feed you
to the squirrely.


_brian :)



Bubba bubba bubba
Yer in
Trubba trubba trubba
You burst my
Bubble bubble bubble.
You're so
Luvble luvble luvble.

Grumble grumble grumble.
Stumble stumble stumble.
Bumble bumble bumba.
Bubba, dance the rhumba.


_jazz


Stomp

Big Bird's in the blender.
Elmo's on my fender.
What will I do?
Oscar's got glue!


_brian


Life, at times, can get stagnant and repetitive.
Life can get stagnant and repetitive.
Life can get stagnant.
Get stagnant,
Stagnant
Stag.

_brian


oooh noo!
boo boo
on m' toe
in m' shoe
whatdoido?
oooh noo!
b'cause uh you!

:)

_brian


you are richard
richard chapman
you are not chapped
but you are a man
richard chapman
don't be a chapped man

Rocko


find foobar
barring the biting feet
of feeble blonde barnacles
feeling ferocious
but bitter on the biting flurry
of foolish foobar binges

>:P



Richard Harvey Chapman

Last modified: Tue Jul 11 18:17:50 EDT 2000