Good. Now that that's done with, let's go out and enjoy ourselves. How about a wine cellar? No? Okay, then, let's go to Smokey Joe's.
What, you don't like the selection of beers that they have? You will now. I'm sure I can arrange for any kind of brew you could possibly think of--just let me know, and I can be sure they can get it for you. I, um, know the bartenders very well.
(Okay, so you got me- it's just a neat parlor trick, but you wouldn't believe how long it keeps drunken frat boys entertained. However, I can still produce a veritable Beer Paradise for you.)
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