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October 10, 1997

11:08 PM
Congratulations!
Today I got my first freak e-mail from a guy named Jon Bazemore. I first received this e-mail from him:

Hi I was wondering if you have the Tekken2 intro w/music,
or the intro music in mp3 format
thanks in advance for your reply

Yeah, ok, seems normal enough. Twenty minutes later, I get this.

Let me guess: you are afraid to write to me because some
goddam lawyer from a megolithic corporation told you
to shut your mouth, and that you'd be squashed like a
bug and sued up to and including future wage garnishments
as well as whatever hefty additional punitive damages could
be assessed from you, your parents, and/or your estate,
past, present and future--what a sad indictment on the obsequious,
sophmoric bahhhha bleeting public and students at large when we
so matter-of-factly accept such patently absurb abrogations of
our rights. Along with Intellectual Property comes copyright
law, which includes Fair Use provisions Don't write back,
just knuckle under, do what the system tells you to do, and you
can live quietly with your 2.5 children and your beautiful,
stereotypical Amway wife in a nondescript 3 bedroom ranch in
the lush green suburbs, just another status-quo vegetable.

Uh, OK. Amway wife. Weird. I sent him an e-mail and he replied.

> I hope you sent this to me by mistake.

And why is that, Mr. Taciturn?

Your so-called "A/V Game Page" is pretty
sparse on files, my friend--but if you want to
chafe at my constructive criticism and bury your
head in the sand while your pants are down intellectually
for all to see on the internet, be my guest.

You say on your page that you have some files offline, and I
asked you about them a while ago--you never replied. If you have
a legitimate copyright concern precluding you from making the files
available, then you should articulate that on your page instead of
making misleading statements.

I will not write to you again, because you don't seem
capable of coherent reasoning, and I would ask you please not
to write to me again; your mail will be deleted.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Not capable of coherent reasoning? I have written exactly one line to this guy. Who is the dude who went ballistic on me after twenty minutes? Who's ranting about the system? Honestly, I wonder how people like this get on the Internet at all. I do have to hand it to the guy, he is articulately incoherent in a strange sort of way. Hehe. Whatever. I think this is probably the craziest e-mail that I've ever gotten. I guess this is some sort of milestone?

Mad monster party on UO
I've been playing UO for the last couple of hours, and let me tell you, there was some MAD stuff going down! There was a message from a counselor or GM warning people that a respawn would happen in ten minutes. Boy, did it ever! We wandered into the main atrium of the dungeon to the north of the Britain and saw a huge mass of monsters and warriors duking it out! It was crazy and there was death and destruction everywhere. We fought for a while and then wandered around the dungeon killing stuff. My friend almost got killed by a gazer because he had gotten too greedy and was holding too much stuff to move when the gazer came by and we all started running. Luckily, when the gazer attacked a mass of us bore down on it and managed to kill it before it killed my friend. It's people coming together like that that makes UO fun.

Meanwhile, my other roommate was yelling and screaming because hordes of about 10-15 ghouls, spectres, and shades were swarming him and some other warriors at the crossroads between Yew, Skara Brae, and Britain. We decided to run over there and check things out. When we got there, things looked pretty dead. I was kind of pissed off. All of a sudden, another horde started swarming us! It was nuts. There were way too many and we had to beat a hasty retreat. They were manageable as long as you didn't get more than two on you at once. The fighting was crazy and there were dead bodies and people everywhere, but with a good team we could mow down the undead pretty easily as we fell back inch by inch. I literally mixed and drank about 70 ginseng worth of lesser heal potions. Alchemy definitely gets its money, no doubt about it. Ginseng is way too hard to find, though, even for sale. After four or five waves the carnage finally ended. There was a lot of running around, mixing potions, deequipping shields and all kinds of running from ghouls in the meantime. Woohoo! My stats went up about 2-3 points in each area. Overall I'd have to say this was definitely the best night of UO so far.

October 9, 1997

5:55 PM
NEC's MobilePro 400 at OfficeMAX
I just read on the newsgroups that several places like Best Buy and CompUSA have been selling WinCE machines for terribly low prices...around $149. The best deal I've heard of so far is at OfficeMax, where the NEC MobilePro 400, a 4MB model, is selling for $99! Man, for that price, I'd get one just to play with it! There's a Microsoft presentation here at Penn tonight where they are going to be giving away a WinCE machine, so maybe I can win that! Yeah, right. I asked my friend to call around and see about that OfficeMax deal, so I hope he gets back to me soon.

Marvel Super Heroes for the Playstation
I'm about to go out and get this game since I always wanted X-Men for the Playstation but it never really made it. This is the next best thing. I'll try to do a review.

Kali 1.2 released
It's not much different from the last beta, but it is a new revision number. So I suppose that's big news, in a way. According to Jay Cotton, the creator of Kali, version 2.0 is in the works and you can expect some really BIG changes.

ftp://ftp.charm.net/pub/kali/k95_12.exe

2:32 AM
IE 4.0
I finally got around to installing Microsoft's latest browser. Nice. It's definitely faster in general and especially in Java. Overall, though, I still can't find a decent way to have a drop-down bookmark bar like the one in Navigator 4.0, so I continue to stick with Navigator. I'd really like to dump Navigator (the unstable piece of crap) altogether, but I need that feature too much. I also avoided installing the Active Desktop, which I find to be useless and annoying. There have been a lot of reports and problems with the Active Desktop, so that's why.

Stupid UO tricks
Lots of stupid stuff happened yesterday. Last night, I was playing UO and wandering the forest. I walk by this guard who just happens to be out in the forest and I come upon an orc. "Cool!" I think. So I get near the orc, go into war mode, and double click on the orc. Unfortunately for me, the guard had apparently got it into his head that it was his duty to kill the orc. So he teleported in right on top of the orc and killed it with one hit just as I double clicked on the orc. Which meant I accidentally attacked the guard instead of the orc. Bad, bad news. I got killed in one hit. Damn, that was some scary stuff. I had to run all the way back to a town to get resurrected and meanwhile, my stuff was sitting in the middle of nowhere, undefended. I managed to get to town and back fairly quickly, and then I spent a while looking around since I didn't have a very good idea at all of where I had died. Now what the hell was the guard doing there? If you ask me, guards should mind their own damn business and stick to the towns where they belong! Thank god nobody looted me.

The next dumb thing to happen was that today I ran into a little orc horde. About 3 orcs and 1 orc captain. It's usually too much to handle alone but if you lure 1 or 2 away it becomes a good fight. Anyhow, I was luring a couple away so I could kill them when, lo and behold, I see another guard. Oh no. The guard kills all four of them. Wap wap wap wap! As if that wasn't bad enough, when guards kill monsters, they don't leave anything. So not only did I not get any experience, I didn't get any loot either. Those stupid guards again!

The last stupid thing to happen occurred this afternoon. I was playing and the server was quite badly lagged. Unfortunately, any time you get lagged, the server keeps on going, so you could be getting whacked on and not even know it. I had been running around a dungeon for a while and had just finished off a scorpion when I saw a gazer. Some guy ran too close to it and got waxed. I started to run. Lo and behold, about 15 seconds of lag kick in. I'm sitting there frozen, and the gazer is on my ass! When I wake up, I have about 3 hit points left and I haul ass with a fireball chasing me. Then, from a very far distance, I somehow get paralyzed. Then I see another fireball come at me. Game over man!

Luckily, due to the kindness of certain people, I was able to get most of my stuff back. A grandmaster accompanied me into the dungeon as I ran back and when I finally got there, a master swordsman had fended off most of the looters and kept my stuff for me. Wow, you really need buddies like that in UO! As it turns out, though, the server crashed shortly after and the backup they came up was after I had died. Lucked out again!

October 8, 1997

1:21 AM
WinAMP 1.55 released
Another bugfix revision. One thing that's really annoying me is that everytime I download a new version of WinAMP, none of my preferences carry over to the new version. Why is this? I hope don't have a bunch of registry entries from every single version I've ever had sitting in my registry.

http://winamp.lh.net/winamp155.exe

1:07 AM
ICQ for Macintosh and Java ICQ released
Well, Macintosh users now finally can keep in touch like all the PC users have been doing for months. Actually, I could care less about Mac users, but the Java version lets Linux/UNIX people use ICQ. Now that's cool!

Download ICQ page

October 7, 1997

9:30 PM
Updates
I couldn't update yesterday because I had a paper due that I hadn't even done the reading for. So that was my religion up until early this morning. Plus UO, of course. If last night was any indication, monster respawning rates in dungeons have picked up immensely. I picked up a couple of nice magic items today in a shop, of all places. One was a massive close helm of defense and the other was a fortified bascinet of guarding. Hot stuff! By the way, the official guide to UO is extremely useful. However, to be honest, this is all info that should have been in the manual and it is also clear that much of the information was taken from the beta and no longer actually applies. What a racket that is, huh?

Hercules comments on 3Dfx trade-in offer
Hercules has taken the offensive and vigorously defended their hardware design and support for the Stingray 128/3D. They're even offering a counter-offer trade-in so you can exchange your Voodoo graphics board back to a Voodoo Rush daughterboard. Yeah right!

Next Generation's article

Sun sues Microsoft
Yep. The dispute here is over Microsoft's implementation of Java, which Sun claims is incompatible with the Java standard implementation and violates the Java Compatible qualifications. I suppose part of this has to do with the fact that Sun probably feels that Microsoft is trying to absorb Java by making it feature-specific to Windows platforms.

ZDNet's story

PowerVR2 GL Quake drivers released
For your GL Quaking pleasure! These drivers will work with the PowerVR2 chipset, which means your Matrox M3D or Apocalypse 3Dx.

ftp://ftp.videologic.com/PUB/PRODUCTS/APOC3Dx/DRIVERS/OGLB18A.ZIP

October 5, 1997

9:30 PM
Starcraft web site redesign
Blizzard just did a total overhaul of their site, with Starcraft at the front of their page and all new content behind it. Go look at it NOW!

5:00 AM
Paintball
Today I went to play paintball for the first time ever. The trip lasted from 7:30-5:00 and it didn't help that I had only gotten two hours of sleep because I was playing Ultima Online all night. One of my roommates hadn't gotten any sleep. Anyhow, we managed to get stuck riding to the paintball place in the Jeep from hell. The damn thing was about twenty years old and I could've sworn the exhaust was inside the car. It was all I could do not to pass out in the back seat. Well, we finally got there and got things going. First of all, we were supposed to reserve semiautomatics ahead of time, otherwise we would get a pump action. When we got there, though, anybody could get a semi as long as you paid the extra $10. I paid up. All I've gotta say about that is, if you think a pump action is going to stand up to a semi, quit smoking that crack. A lot of people on our trip were "smoking crack," by the way. My whole team rented green fatigue style jumpsuits, except for me. I just wore a faded green sweatshirt and jeans.

Now, about the teams...they were done kind of funny. It was basically a freshman vs. upperclassmen/sophomore type of thing, except, apparently for me and my roommates. We got stuck on the freshmen team. I think the teams were done like this...the guy who put together the trip said "OK, all the people I know (i.e. all the sophomores) on one team and everybody else on the other." Our team consisted of 1 pretty serious paintballer, my room, and a bunch of freshmen. Altogether, it was around 10 people. On our team, only the one serious dude and another guy had ever played paintball before. Meanwhile, on the other team, a bunch of guys had played before and a couple came dressed in camo fatigues. Hehe...the first time I saw that, I was like, "Whoa."

To sum things up, we beat their asses pretty badly, which was surpising, given that they had actually played before. I did pretty well too, I think. In general, I moved very slowly and carefully, which I'm not sure was the best, but, hey, who cares, right? I consider myself a very good shot, but that didn't come into play that much, since it was hard to see at all where the other people were, and probably most importantly, paintballs aren't bullets. Luckily, I didn't take any bad hits either, although one time I called myself out when the paint didn't break.

Speaking of bad hits, this kind of comes back to the semi vs. pump thing. There was this one scenario where we were doing elimination. It was the second time around where we had switched positions. The other team had apparently decided to just completely defend, so we came up very fast and held ground right up against their "base." I had moved up on the left with a team member. Anyhow, I was watching the base closely when I heard a guy sneaking up behind me. I spun around to shoot and at that same moment my teammate must have spotted the guy and shot at him. For whatever reason, the guy missed me. He had a pump action and I had a semi.

Do you see what happens now? He missed his first shot, and because he had a pump action, it was his only shot. During that second that it takes to reload, I rained about 6-8 shots on him. No chance.

Communication is very important, by the way. It was so much safer to team with a guy and call him to cover you while you leapfrogged ahead, to have him watch one side while you watched the other, and to call enemy positions to so you could get two angles of fire on one position.

Well, I seem to have strayed from the original point, bad hits. At the very end of that same game, I had snuck up right to the edge of the hill. When the ref called 15 seconds left, I decided I would just rush over and find some cover real fast and maybe surprise a couple of guys. When I came over, I saw one guy who shot at me once and missed. His cover was a somewhat thin Y-shaped tree, so although I was relatively far away, I ran straight up at him to a pretty thick tree about 15-20 feet away from him and kept my sights right on that tree. When he came out for the next shot, I nailed him through that gap in the head about 3 times. I don't think he was expecting me to be right there. He yelled pretty loud and the next time I saw him, he had a huge welt on his forehead. Maybe I should have yelled surrender but he was pointing his gun at me too so I figured I would just unload.

It turns out that there was another guy there whose gun had jammed earlier and, consequently, was just hiding. I would have been screwed if that guy's gun had been working. But, oh well.

More Ultima Online observations
We're still enjoying the game a lot, even though there doesn't seem to be a specific point yet, except building up our characters. There was a particularly nasty/beneficial bug around for about a day and a half where your stats rose phenomenal amounts for almost no effort. As a result of that, we keep seeing all these Grandmasters everywhere. Origin is apparently not planning to deal with this issue, so I'm not sure how well that bodes for the game, because, let's face it, when you hit Grandmaster, there isn't much left to do. Well, for better or for worse, we noticed the bug and took advantage of it a little, but we didn't manage to blow our stats through the roof like other people did. As a result, we're pretty damn good compared to most of the UO population, but we still have quite a lot of work to do to build up our characters and equipment.