...not very good jokes. But they are what I had lying around from
a previous incarnation of this site, and they were easy to format for the
web. If I ever get something geniunely funny, or more importantly the
time and inclination to format it for the web, then it will appear here.
Until then, I'm afraid you're stuck with what you see.
The Wit and Wisdom of Dr. Max Mintz (CSE260 professor, department undergraduate chair, etc.)
You know you're a STWinger when....
36 bad things to hear during surgery
100 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture
50 Fun Ways To Deliver A Lecture
233 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate
20 Ways To Confuse Your Officemate
Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee
Take Your Test (a parody of Be Our Guest)
The Night Before Christmas, in legalese
How To Tell If You Are Throwing A Successful Party
A Scientific Inquiry Into Santa Claus
Air Force Denies Stories of UFO Crash
Captain Kirk vs. the Roadrunner
Why did the Star Trek chicken cross the road?
The Preacher Who Bought A Donkey