You know you're a
STWinger
when...
- When you have several "codes" consisting of letters and numbers
describing yourself lurking
somewhere on your homepage.
- When instead of consulting something in a textbook, you look to
websites for help.
- When, if the thing you need help with is nuclear magneto-quantum
physics (or some other technobabble), you ask your roommate.
- When you take great pride in your growing MP3
collection*- after all,
it only takes up 150-200 MB, and you have plenty to spare.
- When
amandar
says "wow- you're such a STWinger".
- When you refer to people by their usernames (see above).
- When you open a chat/ntalk session to talk to your roommate.
- When your permanent residence is the lab.
- When you can give cuisine recommendations on the vending machines
next to the lab.
- When you bring your class notes with you into the shower.
- When you use old or broken computer components
as room decorations, paperweights, coasters, keychains, and/or sex toys.
- When you keep saying "after one o'clock" when people ask for a
good time to call... and you don't mean PM.
- When, if you're male, you find yourself competing to see who has
the biggest disk.
- When, if you're not male, your male has the biggest disk around...
or he just knows how to use it efficiently.
Back out to the Table of Contents
*yeah, I'm getting around to deleting them...
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