You know you're a STWinger when...

  1. When you have several "codes" consisting of letters and numbers describing yourself lurking somewhere on your homepage.
  2. When instead of consulting something in a textbook, you look to websites for help.
  3. When, if the thing you need help with is nuclear magneto-quantum physics (or some other technobabble), you ask your roommate.
  4. When you take great pride in your growing MP3 collection*- after all, it only takes up 150-200 MB, and you have plenty to spare.
  5. When amandar says "wow- you're such a STWinger".
  6. When you refer to people by their usernames (see above).
  7. When you open a chat/ntalk session to talk to your roommate.
  8. When your permanent residence is the lab.
  9. When you can give cuisine recommendations on the vending machines next to the lab.
  10. When you bring your class notes with you into the shower.
  11. When you use old or broken computer components as room decorations, paperweights, coasters, keychains, and/or sex toys.
  12. When you keep saying "after one o'clock" when people ask for a good time to call... and you don't mean PM.
  13. When, if you're male, you find yourself competing to see who has the biggest disk.
  14. When, if you're not male, your male has the biggest disk around... or he just knows how to use it efficiently.

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*yeah, I'm getting around to deleting them...